me: *sings along to a song about sex*
friend: you’ve never even had sex wtf
me:
(via hotboyproblems)
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUHyou don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
(via dulect)
(Source: blakerbellamy, via spongebobssquarepants)





